David McNett

We all know that Korean cars are not renowned for their reliability, but this is pretty extreme... *

Don't sell minors! (as seen at Austin's Spiderhouse coffee shop) *

What to do if you are bored and working at Jamba Juice. Modern Art. *

Nobody's home is complete without a fridge that runs Windows 98. Gotta run scandisk before you can grab a beer. Even more ridiculuous -- the little circle above the display is a webcam. *

OK.. so we all know Ellen and her sad tale of woe, right? We all think it's funny that she got nice and baked for her Apple commercial.

But lets be honest here. We can all agree that the ad is funny on a second level, right? The one where we recognize the echoes of deceit in her story from all the lame-ass excuses we gave in school. There was no first paper, Ellen. We know. You didn't have to re-write it a second time but faster. You got baked, ate a carton of malomars, and drank a half-bottle of Boone's Farm with your friends. Then you had to rush and write the paper the night before it was due. We're on to you... *

We brake for English teachers: Things that go BMUP in the night include one confused Richmond, Calif., street-painting crew. *

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Post No Bills *

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Why you should stop using plaintext protocols like telnet, POP, and IMAP. Whiteboard at the courtesy terminal area at the 2000 BSD Con in Monterey. (2 of 2)

Why you should stop using plaintext protocols like telnet, POP, and IMAP. Whiteboard at the courtesy terminal area at the 2000 BSD Con in Monterey. (1 of 2) *

Smoke 'em if you got 'em *