On a recent Oklahoman archaeological excavation, the Oklahomans dug down to 200 feet and found some copper wire. They thus concluded that their ancestors 200 years ago had been far ahead in technology as they were already using the telephone. Louisiana, not to be outdone, dug down to 500 feet and found some copper wire. they thus concluded that their ancestors 500 years ago had been the furthest ahead in technology at that time as they had been using the telephone. Naturally, the Texans had to dig down 1000 feet but discovered absolutely nothing. They thus concluded that 1000 years ago, their ancestors were far ahead of the others and already using wireless mobile phones!
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