David McNett

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Subject: Mindfuc*king LUSERS
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Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2001 20:16:13 GMT
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Have this LUSER who is constantly breaking my balls.
Decided to have a little mind-fun with him. He goes to the
company fridge for his pepsi every morning between 10 and
10:15am.

I purchased a 12-pack of Pepsi and hid it near the fridge,
but in a place that would keep the soda *very* warm.

Every morning last week at 9:50, I'd sneak into the
fridge and exchange his ice-cold Pepsi for one out
of my stash. I'd get to enjoy a cold, refreshing
Pepsi, and he'd drink, well, basically malted battery
acid.

Last Friday I discovered that he had decided to purchase
TWO pepsis with the idea of leaving one in there over
the weekend to make sure it was cold.

I replaced that one this morning as well.

He has his morning snack upstairs, and I heard through
the grapevine that he's been bitching and moaning
all last week and today about how the fridge is
"defective."

Next week: FROZEN PEPSI.

Dawson
--
If people reported health problems the way they
report technology problems, they'd arrive at the
doctor's office and without presenting a single
whit of information, ask "Am I sick?"