David McNett

Two rednecks weren't going anywhere in life. They decided they should go to
college to get ahead. The first redneck visited a counselor who suggested he
take math, history and logic.

"What's logic?" asked the first redneck.

"Let me give you an example," answered the counselor. "Do you own a
weedeater?"

"Why, I sure do," responded the redneck.

"Then I can assume, applying logic, that you have a yard," replied the
counselor.

"That's real good, yes I do," the redneck responded in awe.

The counselor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae, yes sir, that's my wife! This is unbelievable!" The redneck is
obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said the counselor.

"I sure am, you're absolutely right, I like girls way better than boys! Why,
this is the most fascinatin' thing I ever did hear of. I cain't wait to take
this here logic class!"

The redneck, proud of himself and excited by the new world opening up to
him, walked out of the counselor's office where his friend was waiting for
his session. "So, what classes are ya gonna be takin'?" the friend asked.

"Math, history and logic," replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example: Do ya own a weedeater?"

"No," was the reply.

"You fuckin' faggot!!!"